minimus maximus
a s-xual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners -n-s and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. this is when you’ve reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.
guy 1: dude, the minimus maximus destroyed my finger
guy 2: then why do you keep doing it?
guy 1: ’cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.
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