Minister of Sneers
someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. a minister of sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. a person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. often confused with an office monkey.
our cubicle minister of sneers made so much fun of my new car i was embarr-ssed and returned it to the dealership.
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the minister of sneers made fun of the republican candidate, but then fell silent when the democratic nominee took the same position.
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