Minkman Sleeve
also know as the “coalminers girlfriend” a tight water or gel filled tube that canbe used as a faux-gina (see faux-gina)to fill in on long camping or fishing trips or anytime you may think you are alone for 5 minutes or more.
the minute she left the house after i’d had my clamfeed, i slapped on a minkman sleeve and felt good all over
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