minnesota icy hot
an act first performed by the mdewakanton sioux of prior lake, minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous s-xual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of p-ssage for young native american men once they turn 18. first, the person coats their t-st-cl-s in a flammable petroleum jelly. then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated t-st-cl-s and lights it. then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scr-t-m once this is complete, he becomes a man.
guy 1: dude, did you hear about charlie moose horn? he was performing his minnesota icy hot and he accidentally died!
guy 2: i guess that’s what happens when you put vaseline on your b-lls and try to ride a moose into a lake…
guy 1: native americans are weird…
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