Minnesota Mauler
the most horrible thing ever. worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws combined. words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a minnesota mauler. it is so bad, even john stamos and chuck norris quiver at the notion of a minnesota mauler. not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a minnesota mauler.
john stamos: wow – look at the size of that minnesota mauler!
liberal: h-llo minnesota mauler – what a lovely day! why don’t we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way…i’m sure we can find common ground!
chuck norris: no way man – i’m outta here!
liberal: there’s no need for panic…i’m sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect…aaaarrrggghhhh…mauler – no!!! no!! stop that!! minnesota mauler…noooooooooooooo……….
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