minnesota memory foam mattress
when on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person’s residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. you then sh-t the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the sh-t you just left in the bed.
i’m not sure what happened, i just woke up completely covered in sh-t.
sounds like he gave you the ol’ minnesota memory foam mattress!!
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