minnesota mineshaft
when 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. once you reach optimal j-zzing alt-tude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have ph-n-s-x the first person to j-zz is elected as mayor of the city.
then you all go home and jerk off.
guy:im bored
g
guy2:wanna f-ck?
guy: minnesota mineshaft?
guy2:f-ck yeah
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