minnesota salad
generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to duluth.
dustin asked his girlfriend for a minnesota salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.
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