Minnesotitis
being confined to the state of minnesota during the six winter months either by family commitments, financial constraints or mental constraints and absolutely loathing every second of it. symptoms include: fear, cold anxiety, cabin fever and frequent checking of weather details of locations warmer and comfortable even by relative comparison ie. juneau, miami or antarctica.
i was finally cured of my minnesot-tis this past february when i permanently moved out of the state.
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