Minorinise
to process of transforming your mentality when driving into an area typically inhabited by minorities. transformation involves becoming aggressive, growing eyes in the back of your head and developing the ability to imagine acts of sickening brutality against the minority car drivers who constantly try to kill you with their bad driving.
roger: “i can’t believe we’ve almost been killed 6 times since driving into tooting!”
jeremy: “did you forget to minorinise?”
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we’re just coming up to brixton, commence minorinisation
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p-ssenger: “i don’t want to die!!! you’ve got to minorinise!!!”
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