Miracle Money


money that you didn’t think you had. usually found in a time when you need it, making it a miracle to find.

miracle money can most often be found in: back pocket, bottom of purse, small pockets in backpacks, between the seats in a car, under a mattress, in a bra.
“that will be $8.24.”
“shoot, i only have $7.12, let me see if i have any miracle money in my pockets.”

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