Mirado Black Warrior
a jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. a pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.
guy 1: hey, do you have a mirado black warrior i can use on my test?
guy 2: yeah…wait…i don’t know where it went.
guy 1: omg, it’s killing the teacher as we speak! run!!!
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