Mirage
n.
1. an illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain
2. an effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted
3. ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
bob: “i thought you weren’t big on marriage.”
ethan: “mirage.”
bob: “what?”
ethan: “not marriage. imirage/i. it’s a state of mind. sort of makes it almost tolerable.”
bob: “go f-ck yourself.”
a girl that looks fine from far away, but when you actually get close to her, you can see that she is busted.
ex.
me: d-mn, gabe, why where you hitting on that ugly chick? what happened to the nub rule?
gabe: she looked okay at first…
me: that’s a mirage…
another word for a marriage that only looks like a marriage. more often -ssociated with an otherwise normal marriage that is plagued by the lack of s-x for many reasons. a s-xless marriage. it is so unbearable at times, that it seems quite unreal, even to yourself.
“they haven’t had s-x in over three years!”
“but they seem like such a perfect, happy couple. they’re not even in their forties!”
“they do get along really well. they are best friends. it’s a mirage.”
when you make out with a girl. she takes you back home or vise versa and she says that she is not going to have s-x with you. why did we go back home, we could of just made out at the bar. why do we need a bed to make out? you think your going back to get s-x when it is just more of the same. it is like when you take a journey through the desert as you see water, and it only turns out to be a mirage.
bro1: hey you went back with that girl last night, you slam that piece?
bro2: na man, she f-ckin miraged me, and we just made out.
girl/guy thats looks good from far away, but is ugly up close
john: did you see that girl?
tony: no was she cute?
john: i thought she was, but then i realized she was a mirage
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d-mn.. that guy mirage is the sh-t
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