Miranda’s gettin’ an appy!
the awkward but sometimes pleasurable cupping of a b–b or any other part of the body. miranda represents the person being cupped.
text message: yo betch! wanna ch-ll l8erz?
response: not right now biddie, brandon’s over and miranda’s gettin’ an appy!!! 😉 😉
text message: have fun u crazeeee betch! xoxo!!!
response:gossip girl!!!
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