Mircosoft


soem copmayn in washintgon wehre peolpe maek sotfwaer but can’t sepll wroth sh-t.

see microsoft.
hey jamus! didja heya? unca billy-bob’s secun cousin is ova thar workin fer mircosoft.
pure evil
bill gates is satan
mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )
mircosoft burns time.. time is money. time is life. you only have x amount of time or money!!!

let’s say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard nih
10 million hours x 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year x 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

bill is a bad boy
the devil’s workshop.
“dude, i hear when you die, you might have to work for ms.”
if you say mircosoft pretty slow it kind of sounds like ” my c-ck is soft”
hey can i touch your mircosoft?

Read Also:

  • schmeisch

    v. for one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product. i schmeisched your girlfriend last night.

  • 4-bars

    zanex… a medication used for people with multiple personality disorder however people who do not have this disorder and take them will experience a feeling of severe drunkedness, memory loss, and sleep d-mn i took those 4-bars last night and now i have no f-ckin idea what happened a “4 bar” is one of the […]

  • disground

    to stop grounding someone. to let someone have social interact. to stop punishing someone. how can i get disgrounded? my mom grounded me yesterday for not doing my homework. i will disground my little son so he could watch tv since tomorrow. i will not disground you till next month because you keep disobeying.

  • Mis-screwed

    you have a misunderstanding about the situation; confused. everything in my life is so mis-screwed right now, i dont know whether i’m coming or going.

  • Guamanian

    a chamorro (chamoru) from the pacific ocean island of guam (guahan). a u.s. census cl-ssification for chamorros (chamorus) from the u.s. territory of guam (guahan). the indigenous population of the island of guam (guahan). a: what’s your ethnicity? b: guamanian. a: what’s that? b: a chamorro from the island of guam. a person who was […]


Disclaimer: Mircosoft definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.