mirken
a v-g-n- wig. in the olden days when prost-tutes would get stds, they would have to shave off their pubic hair and get a v-g-n- wig so people would keep having s-x with them and think nothing is wrong, as these hoes still raked in the cash with their infected vertical smiles. it is an insult.
the one we call ‘watermelon br–sts’ is now known as mirken, because she hated the world over.
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