Mirror Ball

an intense and physical game that involves four basic talents of:
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique

the essentials:
-objective- to throw the football into one of the three goals.

-people- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.

-equipment- goal 1:one crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of ‘the arc’). goal 2:one trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). goal 3:one litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). one stick to create ‘the arc’. one football.

-rules- -cannot penetrate ‘the arc’. if ‘the arc’ is penetrated, then the other player(s) get one free shot from the peak of ‘the arc’.
-offense can only throw underhand
-contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
-fumbles are referred as a ‘fumblerooski’ and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
-one turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
-no cheap over the head lobs. through the legs is encouraged.
-natural boundaries determine out of play
-play until bored, tired, or 7

-scoring- goal 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
goal 2(leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
goal 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box

–make jerseys, have fun–
there is no wax-on wax-off about mirror ball. you learn by doing.
the golden rule. to do onto other as they have done onto you, multiplied. if someone is being a douchebag to you, you become an even bigger douchebag right back to them. same with kindness.
she’s been a real b-tch to me. so i mirrorballed her and she totally didn’t like it haha
when you are so fat or your b-lls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them
dylan:jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror b-lls!
fatty:wtf are mirror b-lls??
dylan:go look on definithing jack-ss!
fatty:screw you b-tch!
a disco ball
mirror ball spinnin’ round again.