mirror bitch
a big-city urban democrat, usually a female, who compares you to a list of popular images and then judges you without any empathy, based on her findings. a mirror b-tch will attempt to encapsulated your entire soul with a single word or phrase using wit that relies heavily on double-entendre and her knowledge of a pop-culture. a mirror b-tche’s end goal is to humiliate you in front of a large group of people at a party by showing you and them your true reflection, which she controls.
some mirror b-tch just called me tommy booze-cruise
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