Mirror Gazer
a person that only goes into the gym in order to have a social excuse to look at them selves in the mirror.
typical behavior is a man doing curls while being 6 and 3/4 inches from the mirror staring at his self.
also will lift up his shirt to see his “abs” or wink at himself
potential douche bag lifting 6 and 3/4 inches from mirror
guy 1 ” he is such a mirror gazer”
guy 2 “what do u mean?”
newly realized douche bag lifts up his shirt and winks at himself
guy 2 “what a douche”
Read Also:
- Mirror Pic March
during the month of march one takes a mirror pic everyday and uploads it to facebook. duuuuude i cannot wait for mirror pic march its gonna be siiiiick
- Pearl of the Orient
asia’s pearl of the orient is the philippines. the pearl of the orient holds the best looking folk in the orient. want proof google this philippines: the pearl of the orient
- mirror of shame
when two sets of partners are engaging in doggy-style intercourse. the key is symmetry, as each pair faces one another, the females proceed to make out while the male counter-parts slap fives in celebration dude i heard frank and tom pulled a sweet mirror of shame last night on those asian twins.
- c plater
nickname for a christian derived from “l” and “p” plates young drivers wear when they first get their drivers license in australia and other countries. see l-plates 1. wow i had no idea jack was a c plater! 2. kate’s really hot, and she’s a c plater as well, thats awesome!
- skuzzified goat
these are people who tend to be sk-nkish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. they are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, sn-tching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they […]