mirror whore
someone who spends more time looking at himself or herself in the mirrors at the gym than working out.
that mirror wh-r- has been staring at himself for 10 minutes while i’ve been waiting for the bench he is supposedly using.
Read Also:
- mellifluous
adj. having a smooth rich flow wow, that honey is flowing mellifluously. sweetly flowing; producing honey. the mellifluous blah blah blah whatever.
- Miss De’Lovely
used to personify or reference a superior gin such as “bombay” or “no.10”. “why h-llo miss de’lovely it has been too long”. “i spend the night watching miss de’lovely splash around in my martini gl-ss”. a nick name for a good gin such as no. 10 or bombay why h-llo miss de’lovely it’s been so […]
- Shit Mummification
an extraordinarily perverted fetish… makes golden showers look tame. david took extreme pleasure in the sh-t mummification, as linda wrapped feces-lathered, cotton gauze around his face.
- nondating
doing date activities with a friend of the opposite s-x to avoid actually having to date someone. to the unaware third party observer the pair looks like they are together. similar to “friendzone” but more positive because neither party wants a romantic or s-xual relationship. “i heard you and jane went to a nice dinner […]
- empelscrabulate
(v.) to make sweet, triangular love to three out of the four teenage mutant ninja turtles during a storm of scrabble pieces. person 1: “want to go empelscrabulate in the sewers tonight–leonardo can’t come.” person 2: “only if the scrabble pieces don’t fall in my eye.”