miscarriage
miscarriage or spontaneous abortion is the natural or spontaneous end of a pregnancy at a stage where the prenate is incapable of surviving, generally defined in humans at prior to 20 weeks of gestation. miscarriage is the most common complication of early pregnancy.1 the medical term “spontaneous abortion” is used in reference to miscarriages because the medical term “abortion” refers to any terminated pregnancy, deliberately induced or spontaneous, although in common parlance it refers specifically to active termination of pregnancy.
“miscarriage ”
im so happy chrismas came in july.
the failure to “give birth” to a sneeze. it is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.
joe: dude, i almost died on the way to work today.
bill: oh, yeah?
joe: yeah, i had a miscarriage. i veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
bill: that sucks, but at least it wasn’t an abortion.
g-d’s method of abortion.
about 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
thank g-d that welfare-sucking b-tch had a miscarriage.
it’s when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you’re pregnant. you can notice it from v-g-n-l bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.
nothing can be done to stop a miscarriage
an abortion you have in a subway restroom.
chick: i think i had a miscarriage in the restroom. what do i do with it? dude: put it in a bag and take it to the er so they can tell you what’s wrong with it and throw it away.
a natural abortion
christina was walking and she felt a tingly feeling in her pelvis, it was a miscarriage.
a download that loses it’s connection when either your browser or the server doesn’t support download resuming.
dave: i had a f-cking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
steve: were you using internet explorer?
dave: no, i use firefox. it was the stupid server.
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