misery dick
a game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery d-ck.
bob: “my dad had s-xually abused me since i was six, up until the time i ran away from home at fifteen.”
sally: “well, both of my parents died when i was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it.”
bob: “d-mn, okay, your misery d-ck is bigger than mine.”
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