Misfire

when you jerk off and hit yourself in the face.
when clayton was jacking off he misfired and hit him in the mouth
when you are jerking off to p-rn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dude’s face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.
i was in the middle of blowing my load when the only thing i could see in the video was some guy making a stupid face. total misfire.
the failure to shoot your load as you reach -rg-sm. the misfire may be due to a recent -j-c-l-t–n, or chasing an -rg-sm way to soon.
bill: i jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach -rg-sm and i misfired.

bob: dafuq is your problem man?! you don’t tell me sh-t like that. later dude, enjoy your blue b-lls.
accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.
“dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!”

“sorry bro it was a misfire.”
the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace…so rapid that your p-n-s makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.
we were having sloppy drunking doggy s-x when i totally misfired. she wept and then dumped me.
what happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.

murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. we ended up at dave’s place.
when someone uses the sit down toilet and totally p–ps on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.
eric totally misfired while taking that dump.
what you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you cr-p your pants.
-cough cough- “oh cr-p, i misfired! better change clothes.”