misfire clap
when you try to start a round of applause with the “spark” by clapping but no one else joins in and it quickly dies leaving you feeling really embarr-ssed and everyone staring at you awkwardly.
david: i was at an awards banquet and i saw a girl go up then i tried to start an applause reflexively. no one followed me and everyone started just staring at me.
cylus: ouch that’s one h-ll of a misfire clap
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