miso-horny soup
a modern variation of the traditional j-panese miso soup to which spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
when keiko and i went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, i encouraged her to try the miso-h-rny soup.
less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
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