Misotheism
misotheism is the hatred of g-d, or the g-ds.
at times, misotheism can stem from a horrible moment in a persons life where the person feels they have been mistreated by g-d. but most misotheists are people who either:
– find the teachings of the g-d they believe in to be immoral and wrong.
– feel that the holy book of the g-d they believe in paints an image of an evil g-d, rather than a wholy good one.
– blame g-d for the suffering in the world.
– a combination of the three.
these are the major reasons for misotheism, though there can be any others, and the only ‘requirement’ of being a misotheism is that you hate g-d.
a person does not even have to believe in a g-d to be a misotheist. simply hating the idea of g-d and the image portrayed of him/her/it is enough to be cl-ssed as a misotheist.
misotheism is not to be confused with dystheism, maltheism, ant-theism, or satanism.
– insert example involving misotheism here –
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