misplaced merchandise
(n.) product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.
misplaced merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:
1. putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. putting a bottle of beano in the baked beans section.
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