misquote
to correct someone, with a self-righteous att-tude, on trivial and technical facts, which are irrelevant to the main point of the conservation.
misquoters are pedantic and often annoying. a surprising amount of joy can be had when the misquoter makes a mistake in his self-righteous misquote. (see examples.)
normal misquotes:
girl, after dating a misquoter for one month, “happy anniversary, dear!”
misquoter: “no. an anniversary is a year.”
girl: “…”
girl: “ah! did you see that? that bus almost ran me over!!”
misquoter: “that wasn’t a bus. that was a truck. a bus must have more than 2 p-ssenger seats, which that vehicle did not possess. in contrast, the main purpose of trucks is to transport cargo, of which, that vehicle clearly possessed.”
girl: “…”
girl: “oh my g-d, my landlord tried to rape me yesterday!”
misquoter: “g-d doesn’t exist.”
girl: “…”
misquote gone wrong:
girl: “wow! miami was so much fun!”
misquoter: “i thought you went to florida.”
girl: “… miami is in florida.”
misquoter: “…”
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