miss bessie
a person who will make your life better by a long shot. when you will meet her, you will never meet anyone in your life who you will want to have with you at all times more than her. you need to savor your time with her, and drink all her milk. every last drop.
“dude, i ran out of slim milk.”
“man, you need miss bessie with you when this happens. my gosh!”
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