Miss Smith
miss smith is a fat school teacher who is the biggest dyk- in the whole world. you will never meet a teacher with the flattest -ss, smallest feet, most messed up teeth, tiniest hands, and the weirdest looking oompa loompa you will ever see. in other words she is a fat lonley oompa loompa dyk- who lives alone with her p-ssys and doggies and humps them all night…yea
oh my g-d did you see miss. smith today, she was starin down that dyk- ref and you could tell she was undressing her with her eyes. miss smith likes to look at peoples -sses and b–bs only girls though..
the fattest -ss monkey in all westminster ca, she covers all of the chalk board so u cant see around her, you’d run otta gas before u can drive around her, she favors kim and augustine, and she is shurrly afraid of jusytn.
miss smith ate my homework!
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