missed two birds with one stone
when you like an average looking girl (girl a) with a hotter best friend (girl b) and you admit it to girl b and she tells you that girl a thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl b) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl a, she wont go out with you.
i missed two birds with one stone, now i have an extreme case of blue b-lls.
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