Missi
a rare and enticing creature. most likely a redhead. female. prefers other females. exudes an almost uncomfortable s-xiness. one feels powerless and weak in the knees upon seeing her. most interactions result in drooling, inappropriate laughter, fainting, and occasionally p-ssing oneself. although it is advisable not to take a chance on impressing her (she’s out of your league) most cannot help themselves.
chick 1: dude, how’d you get that wet spot on your leg?
chick 2: i swear to god man, i just p-ssed a missi.
chick 1: ooooh. dude, you gotta be more careful. a missi will eat you alive.
chick 2: yeah, but i think i’d like it.
chick 1: dude, you totally would.
one hot and s-xy girl that is very fashionably knowledged and dresses well
omg look at her, she’s so missi!
nickname for lionel messi because he can’t score a penalty
missi just missed his 10 penalty in a row.what a bad player
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