mission call
when you dial someones number but then decide against it but it’s too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.
ken: -ring- -reaches for phone- ah d-mn it.
kane: don’t worry bro, probably just a mission call.
ken: yeah josh just realized he had something better to do.
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