mississippi crab dangler
it’s a s-xual act involving four people and a tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the “crab dangler” gets tied to the back of the tractor.
while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are sh-tting, p-ssing, and -j-c-l-t-ng off the tractor onto the “crab dangler.” it was propperly dubbed “mississippi crab dangler” because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his b-llsack and or b-tthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.
dude, lastnight, joey was the mississippi crab dangler and he’s messed up now!
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