Mississippi Flashlight
before a guy gives someone a c-m facial, he tells the other party to close their eyes and says “open” when he is about to -j-c-l-t-. therefore, when the person opens their eyes, they get a big flash of s-m-n.
robbie: cole, i so gave this girl a mississippi flashlight last night. she was like a deer in headlights when i told her to open her eyes.
cole: she didn’t see it c-mming?
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