mississippi levee break
when a woman is on her period and a man decides to have -n-l s-x with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. the woman wants to please her man and thinks that his p-n-s will act as a levee and hold the sh-t in, but she doesn’t realize that the added pressure from his -j-c-l-t- will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. the resulting c-m, blood, and sh-t mixture takes days to clean up.
i was having a great time giving it to beatrice in the -ss, but all of a sudden she had a mississippi levee break when i pulled out and sh-t got all over the place. since i already came, i just wiped my d-ck on her pillow and went home. it was a good thing we had flood insurance .
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