mississippi mistake
when giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child’s p-n-s.
friend 1: dude bobs d-ck is so small!
friend 2: hey man give him a break i hear he was a mississippi mistake, it’s not his fault!
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