mississippi mug dog
the s-xual act of 2 men “69ing” with lime (no you can’t f-cking use orange) otter pops in their -n-l cavities. as things get heated the ice pops melt and you get a treat to reward you for doing a good job.
* on phone* “yo, jake and i totally pulled a mississippi mug dog last night. it was amazing, you should try it. yeah, ok, love you too mom.”
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