Mississippi Shit Dangler
where you crouch over your s-xual partner’s face and turkey-slap her/him with a sh-t that is still coming out of your -sshole
adrian- if you don’t shut up, i’m gonna give you a mississippi sh-t dangler!
alexandra- okay, turkey slap me with that sh-t!
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