Missouri Bidet
when a person p–ps under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their -n-l region from carp attracted to the defecation.
-i took an aqua dump and got a missouri bidet in party cove over labor day weekend
-we forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a missouri bidet
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