Missouri Head Butt
when a man runs full-force with an erect p-n-s into their partner’s face. this act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
jake: hey, did you hear what happened to alex? tried to give his girlfriend miranda a missouri head b-tt last night. wound up in the hospital. he might not make it.
bobby: oh my g-d! why didn’t he just listen to us and give her a steaming hot pan instead?!
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