Missouri Wind Tunnel


the act of farting into a woman’s v-g-n-, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.

extra credit: to have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.
claire wanted to try something new, so i suggested the missouri wind tunnel. needless to say we completed the cycle.

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