mistlecock
noun. mistlec-ck: a hanging ornament (commonly a d-ld- or p-n-s like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. standing under a mistlec-ck with anyone of the opposite s-x requires the man to thrust his c-ck into any part of the women.
jack and jill were caught under the mistlec-ck, so jack shoved his c-ck down jills throat.
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