mistletoe mambo
the romance or s-x on or around christmas day. romance, s-x, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, xmas, christmas, holidays, christmas eve, santa claus, st. nick, reindeer, rudolph, snowman, december 25
where’s jake, he was here a moment ago. he is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
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