Mistletoeing


as mentioned in a line from his famous christmas song “it’s the most wonderful time of the year” mistletoeing refers to andy william’s favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town’s finest hookers to make out under his b-lls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless santa claus outfit.
there’ll be much mistletoeing
and hearts will be glowing
when loved ones are near
it’s the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah

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