Misty Jizz


the act of going into a steam shower to m-st-rb-t-.
“yo dude i’m feeling h-rny and fat”
“my parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty j-zz?”
“great idea! that will take care of my horniness and burn calories!”
“ohhh man that is awesome!”

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