misty potato
a piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it’s hard to detect for any potential p-ssers-by
i was on my way to the bauers’ house when i stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato
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