mitch marner
mitch marner is an extremely skilled hockey player for the toronto maple leafs . a teenage heartthrob that has all the girls in toronto wet with his looks. he grew up a huge leaf fan and is living his dream. he will one day host the stanley cup along along side his other young skilled teammates auston matthews ,william nylander, and morgan rielly.
mitch marner is the next patrick kane and a future top 10 player in the nhl.
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