Mitcham Girls High School


mitcham girls is one of two public, single s-x schools in south australia. it is not a zoned school and therefore attracts students from all suburbs across adelaide and near country towns. many girls travel considerable distances to come to a school which makes empty promises of providing them exciting opportunities in an environment that is calm, friendly, caring and academically challenging. but in actuality, it is a dirty cesspool that will do anything and everything in its power to screw a student over academically, destroy their sense of self and kill off any lingering chances they had of gaining their high school certificate sace.
mitcham kid: “dude! my sace pattern is all f-cked up and now i have to repeat year 11!”
ex-mitcham kid:”that’s mitcham girls high school for you.”
a public all-girls high school in adelaide, south australia. it is impossible to emerge from that school without being completely f-cked over in some way. in particular having your subject patterns messed up resulting in having to repeat a grade or having to move schools.
girl 1: “dude! my sace pattern is all f-cked up and now i have to repeat year 11!”
ex-mitcham girl: “thats totally f-cked but you got to mitcham girls high school, what did you expect?”

kid: “what school do you go to?”
anne: “mitcham girls high school”
kid: “f-cking sucks to be you!”

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