Mittens
a lovable nickname for presidential candidate mitt romney.
just can’t relate to the crowd tonight…poor mittens, maybe he’ll do better tomorrow.
used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. a person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. especially used by discordians, mythics and sweets.
also means s-xually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their v-g-n-s simultaneously. similar to a circle jerk or sharies.
i love that post about sharies. i’m giving it mittens and win!
adj. to describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in – like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!
jammy is so mittens ^_^
minion kittens. when an evil being or ent-ty gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they’ve got mittens.
also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
sorcerer: “go, my mittens, and bring me the dark crystal of power!”
or
lady: i wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
a word that rhymes with kittens.
them mittens for my kittens are bad-ss. xd
to place one hand in a woman’s v-g-n- and the other hand in another woman’s v-g-n-.
you dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.
the black and white cat from the disney movie “bolt”.
“mittens, so help me, i will superbark you out of that tree!” – bolt
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